Pat Barry“Day two in Croatia. Did some weightlifting this morning then go back into the gym later this evening ready to kick some ass and [Cro Cop] challenges me to a jiu-jitsu match. Why the f*ck are we doing a jiu-jitsu match? I have no idea. He has a kickboxing match coming up, but whatever, I’m Pat, I’m in the f*cking UFC bitch, I’m in a video game, I’ll do it. So, set the terms, hit start, 30 minute round. I got submitted five times. Three Kimuras on my left arm, one triangle and some shit I can’t even name. But, because I lost, for the rest of my time here in Croatia the next two weeks, I have to refer to him as your majesty, Lord Cro Cop, and raise my hand and ask to have some water or use the bathroom, which is some shit because I already look like the f*cking Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
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